Meditation Jokes

     Bumpersticker seen in a meditation center parking lot: My other vehicle is a Mahayana.


     Question: Why can't Buddhists vacuum their meditation cushions?
     Answer: Because they don't have any attachments.


     Sign on the door of a meditation center: Students wanted. Inquire within.


     Bumpersticker seen in a meditation center parking lot: I'd rather be in Samadhi.


     Question: What do Eskimos get from meditating on the ice too long?
     Answer: Polaroids.


     Two middle-aged women met on the street. "How are you?" asked one of them.
     "Fine, thanks," replied the other.
     "How's your son doing? Is he still unemployed?"
     "Yes. But he's meditating now."
     "Meditating? What's that?"
     "I don't know," answered the woman with a shrug. "But at least it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"


     Have you heard about the dyslexic yogi who goes around chanting "MO"?


     Sign on the door of a meditation center: Out of body. Back in twenty minutes.


     Question: Who is the world's most prominent teacher of Zen meditation?
     Answer: M.T. Ness


     Bumpersticker seen in a meditation center parking lot: That was Zen; this is Tao.


     Question: How does a meditation student order a pizza?
     Answer: "Make me one with everything."